Tara Jean O'Brien – Medium

Tara Jean O'Brien

Featured Book

Tips For Your Last Year On Earth

Tips For Your Last Year On Earth

If you're feeling blue about the state of the world, then you've purchased the perfect publication to prove yourself right.

2023

Tara Jean O'Brien

Tara Jean O'Brien

Stories

Tara Jean O'Brien
in
Jane Austen’s Wastebasket

Our Rescue Would Love To Give You a Pet If You Are a Total F*cking Nobody

We’re looking for responsible pet parents, but mostly, people who have no other commitments to anything, anywhere.

3 min readJul 12, 2023

--

2

Our Rescue Would Love To Give You a Pet If You Are a Total F*cking Nobody

--

2

Tara Jean O'Brien
in
Greener Pastures Magazine

Dorian Gray’s Problem With The Age-Defying Paul Rudd

Color me, “not impressed.”

3 min readMay 12, 2023

--

Dorian Gray’s Problem With The Age-Defying Paul Rudd

--

Tara Jean O'Brien

How To Stay Alive After a Car Accident With Lydia Tár

We offer these guidelines to survive this brutal encounter.

4 min readFeb 24, 2023

--

How To Stay Alive After a Car Accident With Lydia Tár

--

Tara Jean O'Brien
in
Slackjaw

I’m A CEO Who Loves Blackpink

And I’m not just saying that to get you back in the office.

3 min readFeb 8, 2023

--

2

I’m A CEO Who Loves Blackpink

--

2

Tara Jean O'Brien

I’ve Given Up Plastic, but I’ve Also Just Given Up

A list of plastic products I’ve stopped using since we’re all gonna die soon anyway.

3 min readNov 21, 2022

--

2

I’ve Given Up Plastic, but I’ve Also Just Given Up

--

2

Tara Jean O'Brien

Day 4, Election Day!

This Tuesday was Super… exhausting.

5 min readNov 9, 2022

--

Day 4, Election Day!

--

Tara Jean O'Brien

Day 3 as a Poll Worker…

The day I learned too much.

3 min readNov 8, 2022

--

Day 3 as a Poll Worker…

--

Tara Jean O'Brien

Day 2 as a Poll Worker…

“Mega-flex” is not just me bragging about the time Jennifer Aniston hugged me.

3 min readNov 7, 2022

--

Day 2 as a Poll Worker…

--

Tara Jean O'Brien

Day 1 as a Poll Worker…

The day I turned 10,000 years old.

4 min readNov 6, 2022

--

2

Day 1 as a Poll Worker…

--

2

Tara Jean O'Brien

I’m Gonna Be a Poll Worker

Not to be confused with a pole worker.

3 min readOct 6, 2022

--

1

I’m Gonna Be a Poll Worker

--

1

Tara Jean O'Brien

Tara Jean O'Brien

Book Author

Actor, Writer, Comedian, Podcaster, Enough Already. My first book, TIPS FOR YOUR LAST YEAR ON EARTH, avail on Amazon, Barnes & Noble, or your local bookstore!

Following

Help
Status
About
Careers
Blog
Privacy
Terms
Text to speech
Teams