I’ve Worn a Blazer and Slacks Every Day, You Monsters

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“Dress for the job you want,” is a phrase my grandmother thought was garbage.

Not to glorify my dead grandmother, but she was rarely nice to anyone. I admired her so. She wore kitten heels after she’d had both hips replaced and when her doctor told her to stop wearing heels, she took a dump in the waiting room of his office. She apologized to the receptionist that had to…