I have so many funny takes on tired moms’!
My cats did THE CUTEST thing.
OMG, I love doing dance challenges! But badly!
Did you know that I do standup?
Did you know that I’m political?
Did you think that I’ll get on the Today show because of my super funny take on cooking pasta using nothing but my own tears?
Do you think I could get sponsored by Four Loko?
Do you think anyone that is currently successful on Tik Tok knows what Four Loko Is?
Am I really still alive?
If I get better at lipsyncing, do you think my four years of theater school, 20 years of improv shows, conservatory Shakespeare training in London, hundreds of auditions I spent thousands of hours preparing for, will finally get me an agent at a big talent agency?
You know I have a podcast, right?
Let me point out something that feels illegal to know!
I tamed a squirrel and spent eight months documenting his life so I could make this 60-second video!
Look at how good I am at virtue signaling! Duet me!
If I have to endure another year of internet comedy, I’m asking that someone please murder me — but post it to my TikTok account. Then contact me via a seance and let me know if that’s what finally got me to a million followers!