I Found a Hidden Safe in My Closet

And other great ways to get people to notice you…

Photo by Markus Winkler on Unsplash

Home renovations might get some people’s juices flowing, but I would rather be forced to watch 10 episodes of SNL with Elon Musk as the host than choose between a standard or a linear drain. The humanity!

But also, I hated the worn-out flooring in our house. Sometimes life is just hard. (*When you have no substantive problems…