Humor
How I’m Going To Weaponize the Secrets You Just Told Me
But only because I care.
2 min readApr 5, 2022
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When you told me that you were the one that steals the K-cups from the lounge, or that you shredded Barb’s cost report so you could get the VP promotion, or when you had a one-night stand with your best friend’s wife, I didn’t tell anyone. Remember? I’m a team player! But after the last two…